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Well, my dad grew up below the poverty line - so I got a lot of stories about walking to school in a blizzard, up hill; both ways - sounds pretty horrible... so I want to avoid having to live in a neighborhood like that.
-- Johnnie Royale
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OK, so, there's this guy in Sweden. And he has a rabbit
and shit. And he named the rabbit after SPOCK!!!! Isn't
that CRAZY?!?! Don't you think? Kinda? OK, fucking give
me a break, it's a slow news day.
Hell, it doesn't even count as news per se. This guy hasn't updated his
pictures of his rabbit Spock in almost three goddamned years. I don't know
much about rabbits but I don't think they live that long. Hell, I saw
_Pelle_The_Conqueror_ and they ate a lot of creepy shit in that movie so maybe
this guy already ate his rabbit and this is just some SICK TWISTED MEMORIAL to
his hapless victim or something like that.
Wait... I just thought of something! Swedes are also big PERVERT SEX FREAKOS,
almost as bad as the DUTCH are! Serious! They make all kinds of porno and
have sick bad laws that let anybody do anything they want. Like for example
it's legal to walk around Sweden TOTALLY NAKED.
Anyways, I was thinking that maybe this SICK SWEDE BASTARD might have done
something sick and PERVERTED with his rabbit Spock like SHAVED the poor little
thing and then covered it with CRISCO and then SHOVED IT UP HIS ASS. I'm not
saying it DID happen, I'm saying it COULD happen. This is a SOCIALLY CONDONED
LIFESTYLE CHOICE in Sweden. I saw it on the NEWS, I'm serious! Look at this guy and tell me
he's not capable of it. Haha, it's DIFFICULT TO DENY, isn't it?
I've been having a hard time. Xenophobia and vicarious rodent-buggering are
all I have left in life. Leave me alone and go look at the goddamned rabbit.
Check it out yourself
dunsmuir@pigdog.org
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