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I've got a bottle of Swathmore Vinyards Merlot from South Africa sitting here that I could open right now. But I'm saving it, see. That's how much control I have.
-- Ratsnatcher
Spock Beer!
1998-11-04 18:41:00
The latest cool Spock thing is... BEER! Why didn't we think of this?
The Gumbonian Institute for the Alcohol and Age Impaired's own brewery, The Gumbonia Brewing Company, has developed SPOCK BOCK!
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