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Send Them Your Love -- Spock Style!

by Mr. Bad

1998-11-09 20:40:00

How many better ways are there to tell someone that you love them than to send them a poem by Spock?! None! That's how many!

Spock is a genius of love and he can really get the juices flowing in the object of your desire with his sexy Vulcan love talk. So send them this fabulous and FREE Web card today! You'll be glad you did.

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