You have come a long way from the Bloodthirsty, Beady-eyed news Hawk that you were in days of yore. Maybe you should try reading something besides those goddamn motorcycle magazines -- or one of these days you'll find hair growing in your palms. -- HST
So I was watchin' that Star Track movie the other day, "Star
Track II: The Grapes of Wrath of Khan," and I was wonderin',
whatever happened to that feller who was Khan in that, who also
used to be Mr. Rourke on the Fantasy Island? So imagine my
suprise when upon reading the newspaper, I found out that Khan has
a whole new career in San Francisco, sculpting statues of people
like Donny Osmond!
You see, that wily Mr. Khan, far from bein' blown up by the Death Star like what
happened in the Star Track, is now workin' for the San Francisco Wax Museum, and
sculptin' statues of the big stars like Donny. Some of the other famous
Hollywood celebrities Khan has sculpted include Marie Osmond (because what good
exactly is Donny without Marie?), Leonardo Dicrapio, and the Kate Winslet who
was naked in the Titanic movie. Also he made a statue of Willie Brown.
Apparently folks are quite impressed with Mr. Rourke's sculpting abilities.
He's been given high marks for his "lifelike hair," and the thickness of Donny
Osmond's nostrils. I hope he makes a statue of Spock.
Funny thing is, I'm pretty sure Khan died in that Star Track movie. What the