Boy, you sure have to hand it to the Chinese when it comes
to fun! China has taken our prophylactic technology
and moved it one step further...
"Unlike you Stupid Americans, we know how to make sex education fun!" said a
Chinese health expert.
"In your country you stick condom on boring banana, in ours we make fun time
balloons!!"
Apparently, in an effort to compete against
the U.S. in another "sensitive" area, the Chinese are concentrating all their
energies on making sure that they are one step ahead of the game in
prophylactic application and contraceptive fun.
The Chinese Premiere stated, "The people of China have been mobilized! We will
not be left behind! We will be in the forefront of this new contraceptive fun,
and we will be the world leaders in this field!" After which he proved his
point by blowing up a French tickler balloon with a K-Y jelly smiley face
painted upon it.
After one spirited rally, a student was quoted as saying, "We used to think that
we should keep them hidden and only bring them out in the dark, but now we know
we can play with them openly and laugh and giggle!"
Time will only tell if this new Commie tactic will work, but the U.S. had
better watch over its shoulder in this ever competitive field.
