Girlfriend can't stand the pill and you hate wearing your
"party" hat whenever you want some pussy. Well good news
-- the Sponge is BACK.
That's right's right, America's favorite form of birth control is back on the
market thanks to Allendale -- who recently bought the rights to make the pink
swab of high tech plastic. Just pop one in her and pump away for up to 24
hours. No more will be your wad be held captive in your condom, only to be
tossed in in the nearest trash receptacle or discarded behind a bush. But,
instead, your load will be free to be... well spooge... hot drippy jism, that
you can your partner can enjoy.