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If I Only Had a Brain
2000-09-14 14:55:49


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I never thought Freedom was cheap
-- Ralph "Sonny" Barger

 

These brave entrepreneurs have cornered an e-commerce market niche I never would have dreamed of.

Brain-Mart.com is your one-stop shopping source for brains.

That's right! Brains.

Whether you want a scale model of a human brain, color-coded for instructional purposes, or a sheep's brain to dissect, or even just a wall poster mapping out the lobes, Brain-Mart.com has it. Also books about brains, brain-shaped jello molds, T-shirts, keychains and even brain bookends.

Brains, brains, and more brains.

I don't even know what more to say, but I have a feeling my credit card will be maxed out soon. No mad scientist should be without Brain-Mart.com bookmarked in his or her browser!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

fabuloso@pigdog.org


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