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Horrible Misogynistic Porn Poem
1999-06-26 19:32:15


Sludge
 
There is no beer in space. That really pisses me off.
-- Johnnie Royale

 

Check out this porn poem! It's real gross! You'll go "Ewww!" And it's ONLY ON PIGDOG.

Sonnet to Jelly Donut and Washington Monument
by Miles Standish

My thick-veined slab of beef will call my name,
And choke out pearly gobs to voice its wish:
To spasm randomly, while plunging through
Your squirting swamphole, ripe with musk of fish.
Your axe-wound calls to me, as if with teeth,
And heavy twist my eggs with sweaty need:
To slam together skins with slimy force!
To lose the bitter sludge that is my seed!
My purple-helmet warrior cannot wait
To taste your coozebag flesh and taco lips
While bone finds warm embrace in steaming gash,
And violent screams keep time with grinding hips.
But if these things should not yet come to pass,
Then I shall be content to take your ass.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

nvious@pigdog.org


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