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-- Head Freezin' Gene
Horrible Misogynistic Porn Poem
1999-06-26 19:32:15
Check out this porn poem! It's real gross! You'll go "Ewww!" And it's ONLY ON PIGDOG.
Sonnet to Jelly Donut and Washington Monument
by Miles
Standish
My thick-veined slab of beef will call my name,
And choke out pearly
gobs to voice its wish:
To spasm randomly, while plunging through
Your
squirting swamphole, ripe with musk of fish.
Your axe-wound calls to me, as
if with teeth,
And heavy twist my eggs with sweaty need:
To slam
together skins with slimy force!
To lose the bitter sludge that is my
seed!
My purple-helmet warrior cannot wait
To taste your coozebag flesh
and taco lips
While bone finds warm embrace in steaming gash,
And
violent screams keep time with grinding hips.
But if these things should
not yet come to pass,
Then I shall be content to take your ass.
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