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Golf Bag Lighter Will Bury You

by Tjames Madison

2002-04-18 11:06:53

Tell ya whut, you've all gotta get GOLF BAG LIGHTERS. Ninety-nine cents at the 99 Cent Store. GOLF BAG LIGHTER.

They come in many colors. Push down on the club and GOLF BAG LIGHTER produces bright shiny flame, useable for any number of flame-driven applications. I use mine to burn weirdos! Get one today. Get three; they're cheap.

Accept no substitute! GOLF BAG LIGHTERS say GOLF BAG LIGHTER on the side. If your GOLF BAG LIGHTER does not carry the words GOLF BAG LIGHTER, then you have been mercilessly mooked by enemy forces.

They are about the size of a small cell phone. GOLF BAG LIGHTERS can be wielded as a defensive weapon in a pinch. Ninety-nine cents. Only.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

oarsman@pigdog.org

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