Leave it to the Germans to create Santa Claus pornography.
Explore new frontiers of online perversion by searching the
web for "erotic games" -- and you'll discover that German
programmers have devised something even more demented...
"Zurück zum Spiel," invites the text below 16 tantalizing squares. Each one
hides a Christmas-themed picture. Pamela Lee Anderson beside a giant candy
cane. A stern, dark-haired frau in a red-and-white "Santa's helper" cap. A
model sitting across the lap of some dweeb in a Santa suit...
But wait! If
you match two identical pictures by clicking the right squares, you get a
cheesy caption telling the story behind it! "The aids of Santa Claus, who
'internal coworker', monitor the smooth operational sequence, whom we otherwise
never get ground connection citizens to face." It seems exotic in a foreign
language -- but obsessive porn freaks won't be able to resist asking the
robo-translator at AltaVista's BabelFish for one of its surreal bungled
translations.
"In the gift packing factory for days hard one operates. There is not a
work council..."
"Here IN the dwarf with the work...."
In Germany, a
woman in a red skirt looking sternly at a dwarf is apparently enough to be
considered erotic. It's Christmas in Berlin, and you're a programmer looking
to punch someone's buttons. You follow this simple rule: porn without nudity
isn't porn -- unless...it's really kinky!
The German fetish-fest
comes courtesy of " MAX - Das
Lifestylemagazin." If you want a real porn game, click here to
match up their topless photos of eight blondes on a beach.
