I realized at some point that I would have to give up either drinking or driving. It was a very easy decision to make. The next day somebody offered me 1000 dollars for my car. I spent it on food and drinks. -- Ocha Ha
Once again, you've found yourself with a holiday shopping list a mile long. You have no idea what to get for anyone, and all the stores are packed with shoppers with a staving piranha mindset! May we suggest that you let The Stranger be your guide?
Once again, America's finest free paper, The Stranger, has released their annual
Christmas gift guide. And as usual, it is heads and tails above all of the
others, offering helpful suggestions for the people in your life. This year's
GIFTS FOR THE UNEMPLOYED
GIFTS FOR PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE
GIFTS FOR PEOPLE WITH POOR JUDGMENT
GIFTS YOU CAN BLOW
GIFTS FOR THE PARANOID
GIFT FOR THE DEATH ROW INMATE
GIFTS FOR THE MORBID
And many more categories.
No doubt, with their aid, you will be able to find the perfect gift for that
hard-to-shop person in your life