I've always wanted to take acid at Disneyland. I'd get a set of mouse-ears with "Satan" embroidered on the hat-part, and wear them with a big, stupid, evil grin on my face. Then I'd go ride Mr. Toad's Wild Ride again and again, even though it isn't there anymore. -- Enigma
Tabloid-dot-net reports that striking waiters and
maids at the Club Med in Martinique have gone shithouse crazy.
They're setting stuff on fire and throwing rocks at police and
stuff. The French army had to intervene to get hundreds of
Bermuda-shorts-wearing tourists to safety from the mob. Hell, if
I worked at Club Med, I'd be pretty edgy, myself. Kinda puts a
new twist on Club Med's 'Antidote to Civilization' slogan,