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They Fought the Man... and Won!!
2000-10-16 01:46:06
Fuckin' A, you got to finally hand it to those Serbs. After a 1/2 century of abuse and piss poor leadership, they got off their asses and kicked the bums out.
But not content to just fire Slobodan Milosevic, the masses have turned their ire at their Communist apparatchiks appointed bosses - and fired them. That's right... they told those corrupt bastards to hit the fucking road.
Naturally, the bosses aren't too happy losing all their expensive perks, large salaries and company cars - but it is hard to argue with a irate mob that's tired of supporting your fat ass and ready to cut you up and shove your parts down the mail shute.
I give a big Pigdog Beaujolais to those that fought the Man and won.
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