Yorgo the barman had a friend drive us to Zeitgeist where there was THE TAMALE LADY and I had tamales and chocolate and Guinness and rum and YOU ALL MISSED OUT ON THE GREATEST FUCKING NIGHT IN SAN FRANCISCO EVER AND I LAUGH AT ALL YOUR MISFORTUNES! That is, until tomorrow morning, at which point I will likely be in heavy Regret Mode. -- Crackmonkey
We've waited on the edges of our seats for the so-called "October Suprise" to be revealed in this election year. What would it be? Where would it come from? Well, the waiting is finally over, and you won't believe what it is!
From their bunker in Kansas, notorious hate-mongers Fred Phelps and his son
(who are both so right wing that even the likes of Jerry Fallwell & Jesse Helms
disavow them) publicly released photos and a story of Al Gore seeking their
support.
According to Phelps, in 1988, Gore visited the Westboro Baptist Church,
preaching a message of anti-gay and anti-abortion stances. "He sounded like an
old Southern Baptist preacher" Phelps is quoted as saying.
But this story doesn't end here. You see, it's one thing for an ultra-
rightwing hate group (with ties to various racist groups) to say that a
presidential contender wooed them years ago, but it's a totally different
ballgame when there's photographic proof. The only way for Gore to undo the
damage done by these photos, would be to unearth a video of Bush dressed in
Klan robes raping an underaged girl at gunpoint as he snorts cocaine off his
wife's ass. And the chances of that happening are null & void. Anything like
that was most likely destroyed years ago when Bush Senior was Commander in
Chief.
At the time of this writing, this news hasn't hit the mainstream press (hell,
even Matt "The Hack" Drudge" hasn't figured it out) - but the clock is
ticking.
