Oopsie daisy!
2006-11-29 14:28:36
Oops.
So, let's say the FBI's fingerprint identification is just a wee bit overzealous.
And, you know, wrong.
Do you get kill-t?
Well, not if you're a lawyer.
Sue, eee!

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