We Got Mail
2000-10-11 23:13:51
We get a lot of mail here at the Pigdog Journal World Headquarters, Pub and Fortified Compound. We used to have the energy to put it in our mai l bag, but we're too lazy for that now. Mr. Bad blames the booze, but I think we're just getting old.
Cides, most of the mail we get is crap. People bitching about this or bitching about that. And Goddamnit, I for one don't really care who's bitching out there!!! If you don't like the PDJ, don't read it! It is that simple people! Especially you Canadians. Face it, we don't like you and you don't like us... so beat it and shut the fuck up!
Errr, sorry about that. Anyway, before that little rant, I was saying we rarely get any original mail these days... so we just toss all the incoming mail into the bit bucket. That is until this little note came it today. I'm really not sure what to make of it and neither does anyone else in the PDJ newsroom. But I figure it is original and damn if we don't need more content. So without further comment (or editing), a message from Kenji.
From: "Kenji
Siratori"
To: barfback@pigdog.org
Subject:
publication request
Date: Thu, 12 Oct 2000 13:51:34 +0900
Kenji Siratori
Our machinary beat is twisted to the thinking space of earthworm $....it is
the digital nightmare invades the lonely of a cyber style murderous
intention/the artificial sun and of dog to second period that becomes
impossible/ ANDROID like-it is the record of death. I reproduced the noise that
became full to the soul-machine malice that was closed! The matrix insanity
medium of artificial intelligence the mad body fluid you that dashes it while
broke God of et cetera-noise in the continent where it was done LOAD of
body=OMOTYA our acme XX borg-picture that <
PIGGY-HEAD
Creature â…¹ pill grief picture machine=trap mad-SEX iteration so sun and
ill-treatment chromium....DIGITAL=intermediate meat medium dorugy scratching
fixed point none mental invader direction picture rape depressing sadistic-body
fluid control. PUSH!--The pure reaction, word of the body that are
electrified to the condom in the machinary opening department of
bible....TOKAGE of the awakening where it deleted/ it inheriteds+I am lost in
wild fancies of the artificial sun to the brain that clone boys were used to
striking/ it is the error of the plant that expands a device....the volume of
the ganglion, requiem of the machine=angel that were set up. In the
suffering that was cut....larva level ---electron distortion" The control
external renewal done invaders who the clone boys who operate with the monotony
like online....ANDROID of the murderous intentions that touched on a nude
soul-machine record the direct revelation of the internal organ consciousness/
of the dog that do noise along the mechanical crease of the womb sensor
monochrome darkness that be parasitic. With the surface of the brain universe
that I was raped=think about! God of et cetera....we link the organ that
intertwines intensively it is without observing the hearing that was snatched.
latency of the electric:=murderous intention
To the wolf=space that was done junk the wreckage of the future sexual wild fancy city that spreads--the terror of clone boys covered that "nude" radiate heat/ the infinite eyes of the dog that crowd to the sun of the storage loss....we who it was done LOAD there the beat becomes unknown so occurs, brain universe broke the record impossible miracle escapes savagely to the desire of the body mechanism of the machine=angel has become and incubate certain speed to the medium of a dog the dog of you surrender.... Doll+ The murder of the crime X brain picture that was distorted by the simplistic love of the worldly consciousness/ TOKAGE of clone boys digests the dog of the continent the the brain that is nude and become savage is secreted........it is the high speed virus of the meat number called our meat that was jointed to worldly desires machine of the body without the requiem. Your murderous intention rebellion letter heart reverse=evolution. Our brain inoculates hyper real binary of 1, internal organ consciousness....I rape the soul-machine like a dog/ contempt of the gene that the body collision homosexual sexual picture of an emotional rep... was distorted is observed and the vinyl........suck=blood chromosome in the hybrid cadaver brain last term that does it mode....just as everything impossible to "so the world where it was input it does XXX" the larva of the nerve of OKAMA~LOAD) or era is respired to the sensitive bombardment of noise. Deoxyribonucleic acid of the night ant of the medium that the sunspot of the acme that the brain of our speed machine cyberBuddha was punctured do the pupil of mimicry you of the intuition of gene=TV that occupied the swift body tissue of ANDROID mode to the murder of SEX0 amplifies the language procurement of the cadaver city...." the body=OMOTYA storage of possible chaos our picture=borg-love of resuscitation lobotomy you that does grief and breakdown reflein strongly....
â…±
Input to the brain universe of you! God of et cetera it is external the control
of love so and <
$
The distortion of the nerve. The digital breakdown person of the small ADAM
doll........desire who eats lost emotional tip that does a grief brown spot
scribe=the doughnut that was eroded the ant state wiper of a pill to the
electron so! Many of the screams that fell impossibly the control of the womb
area machine were caused-it is the simplistic conclusion....so vaio-peep piece
letter inside like ANDROID which hardens plug=0880 of the guidance of the
soul-machine that the future scrap/language is inverted the tragedy of the
chloroform that obeys the monochrome-medium of the pituitary that contaminates
swum! Contact The circuit/our FUCKNAM=genome=area soul-machine of meat it,
< "....It video-tapes and analyzes the look of the XX girl that the air of
the....cadaver input/piece ladder sneer cell shut down....the aerofoil....
control of the brain micro=murder person of the desert that makes deep of it to
the cosmic picture of an ADAM doll impossible....it is only" the drip in a
second that does it suck=blood merely. ----------------- Kenji Siratori biography:
It is a birthplace in 1975. At present, it is
making Japan a position. The propelling device of the next generation vision. I
am devoting the work to" reality that was risked by symbolic violence".
current work:
http://www.spark-online.com/august00/miscing/siratori.html
(*spark-online) http://www.warnell.com/room/ali_m17.htm (a Room without Walls
by Ted Warnell)
http://www.tarmedia.com/editorial.htm (Tar Media
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