Celebrity endorsement impersonated

     
 

This is NOT Jenni
1999-11-11 10:26:22


Net Flotsam
 
Too bad they don't let you wander around a museum with a big cup of beer and a foot long hotdog like you can at the ballpark.
-- Johnnie Royale

 

Like everyone else on the planet, I've looked at The Jenni show web site, and have been bored silly by it. She doesn't do anything I can relate to. Oh, look at Jenni read a book! Look she's naked and appears to be masturbating. Big whoop. I want to see things I can relate to. Finally, there's a web site featuring things I can

Not Jenni's web site is chock full of things I can relate to on a daily basis. Shooting up, cannibalism, slipping your friends powerful hallucinogens. You know everyday stuff. If Jenni is going to expect Pigdog to give her money, she had better be prepared to top Not Jenni.

And a personal message to Not Jenni- next time, removes the belt after injection. You'll find the rush a lot better.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

extra@pigdog.org


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