Hey, so this chickenhead dot com thing, right? You know
what I'm talking about? Well it's funny, eh? Pretty DAMNED
funny, in fact, I will have you know.
"ChickenHEAD!" Just the name invokes memories of Mike, the headless Mexican
chicken from DENVER who had no head! Serious, there was such a chicken!
Somebody back me up on this, because El Snatcher told me about this chicken
what had no head but still walked among the living. It was called "Mike," but
it wasn't like it would come if you called. This was like in the 30s or 40s or
something, but that has nothing to do with why "Mike" was a disobedient
chicken. See, he had no head, like I said before, is what I'm trying to
get across here.
Anyways, this chickenhead.com DOES have a head. It would be cool if they did
this thing where it was the disembodied floating head of Mike the chicken, and
the whole site was written from Mike's head's perspective, because I bet you
that chicken head has some stories to tell. Wooee!
But even though they don't play up the 40s-headless-chicken connection,
Chickenhead-dot-com has some funny-ass shit. Like, really funny. It's got really
clever visual humor in the "ad" banners, and lots of good writing and clever
articles. Also, they got this thing going on with downloadable desktop things,
which the Windows crowd just EATS THAT SHIT UP. They love desktop wallpaper! And
SCREENSAVERS! Don't ask me WHY, because I don't know.
Anyways, this Web watcher's prognostication is that chickenhead.com is gonna
blow BIG, unlike other lame rags that
will go unmentioned. So maybe you should check it out before it's all famous and
sucky like the Onion. Or, uh, Suck. Or whatever.
OK, so, am I missing anything? No? OK, I think I said what I have to say. Go
see Chickenhead was my main point, I think, and I've said that a bit. I also
worked in a dig on Suck, which is just bonus. OK, I'm done now, go see