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If It's Not Vaporware, It's Obsolete!
1999-08-18 19:28:22


Net Flotsam
 
My Sunday bartender has a full beautiful beard and a lovely singing voice, but he's shit for conversation.
-- Arkuat

 

Wow! Acme Vaporware is my new favorite faceless destructive global corporation! Check out the crazy products they have up at the Acme Vaporware store! All this stuff, AVAILABLE REAL SOON NOW! I can't wait!

This is what American ingenuity is all about! Violating fundamental laws of physics in order to increase ROI! Stupendously boondogglish projects for the convenience of 0.001% of the population! Corporate platitudes and VIOLENT MECHANICAL IMAGERY!

I love these people! Thanks, Crack Monkey, for turning me on to the AVW scene! Righteous! But, hey, don't listen to me! I'm just babbling! Make like you're at the self-serve supermarket and...

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

kunst@pigdog.org


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