Wow! Acme Vaporware is my new favorite faceless destructive
global corporation! Check out the crazy products they have
up at the Acme Vaporware store! All this stuff, AVAILABLE
REAL SOON NOW! I can't wait!
This is what American ingenuity is all about! Violating fundamental laws of
physics in order to increase ROI! Stupendously boondogglish projects for the
convenience of 0.001% of the population! Corporate platitudes and VIOLENT
MECHANICAL IMAGERY!
I love these people! Thanks, Crack
Monkey, for turning me on to the AVW scene! Righteous! But, hey, don't
listen to me! I'm just babbling! Make like you're at the self-serve
supermarket and...
