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Most of the time "ugly" is a state of mind. To surpass that state of mind, you have to encourage the ugly person to reach beyond their ugliness - this is what the liquor is for. If that doesn't work, you'll need to look very hard for the inner beauty of the ugly person - this is what the paper bag is for.
-- MLP

Pocketful of Poseurs

by Tjames Madison

1999-08-05 01:45:34

Haw haw! Not just any random group of navel-gazing, self-obsessed annoying Goth stooges, here are some navel-gazing, self-obsessed, annoying SWISS Goth stooges!

What do they worry about? "This cheese is full of darkness!"; "The multi-function blade, it torments my darkest hours!" What? WHAT? It's SWITZERLAND, people! Sunny all the time, mountains, flowers, Heidi, excellent chocolate, I even think they wear lederhosen over there sometimes.

SWISS GOTHS, PEOPLE!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

dabble@pigdog.org

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