Haw haw! Not just any random group of navel-gazing, self-obsessed
annoying Goth stooges, here are some navel-gazing, self-obsessed,
annoying SWISS Goth stooges!
What do they worry about? "This cheese is full of darkness!"; "The
multi-function blade, it torments my darkest hours!" What? WHAT? It's
SWITZERLAND, people! Sunny all the time, mountains, flowers, Heidi, excellent
chocolate, I even think they wear lederhosen over there sometimes.