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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
-- Anonymous

Pocketful of Poseurs

by Tjames Madison

1999-08-05 01:45:34

Haw haw! Not just any random group of navel-gazing, self-obsessed annoying Goth stooges, here are some navel-gazing, self-obsessed, annoying SWISS Goth stooges!

What do they worry about? "This cheese is full of darkness!"; "The multi-function blade, it torments my darkest hours!" What? WHAT? It's SWITZERLAND, people! Sunny all the time, mountains, flowers, Heidi, excellent chocolate, I even think they wear lederhosen over there sometimes.

SWISS GOTHS, PEOPLE!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

zales@pigdog.org

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