Ever feel like you're not getting the whole story?

     
 

Summer Relief From Itching Clown Syndrome
1999-07-21 13:55:50


Net Flotsam
 
Jeez, man. Why're you so eldritch tonight?
-- Crackmonkey

 

Do you hate clowns? Good, you're normal; clowns are evil and they're only trying to cause trouble.

Just look at them: flaming red hair, big, bulbous nose, hugely oversized feet. TINY CARS. In a different era, people called clowns "trolls" and told their children to stay away from the areas under bridges where they lived, lest they be snatched and eaten whole, like a ripe grape. Clowns are up to no good.

So now you can let everybody know you're hip to the clown conspiracy. This place offers a free "ihateclowns.com" email account to "people who are afraid of or just plain hate evil clowns." The "evil" part is redundant. Show me a good clown. Just find one.

Anyway, you can also buy books and records and movies about clowns through this site, so you know what the enemy looks like, as well as t-shirts to promote this crucially important cause.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

dabble@pigdog.org


comments powered by Disqus
 
     

 

C L A S S I C   P I G D O G

Escape to Spock Mountain!
by Baron Earl

Interviewing the SETIguy
by Siduri

GNUisance
by El Snatcher, Mr. Bad

Absinthia: The Pigdog Interview
by El Snatcher, Mr. Bad

02-23

Baron Earl

Cliff Burton Day in Castro Valley

02-23

El Destino

When Spock met PLATO

12-28

El Destino

A musical reminder: Don't Say GIF

12-22

El Destino

Devo's one and only Christmas song

12-04

El Destino

What teenaged girls really wanted to ask David Cassidy

10-09

El Destino

Frank Sinatra told Donald Trump to "go fuck himself"

07-05

El Destino

Whatever happened to JenniCam's Jennifer Ringley?

05-03

El Destino

Iíve Made Millions Selling Fake Plastic Hillbilly Teeth

05-03

Baron Earl

Fyre Fest Lawsuit

05-03

Baron Earl

US Government uses drones to shoot M&Ms at endangered ferrets

More Quickies...