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BLACK mustard seeds. little jar. oof.
-- rotten elf
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Do you hate clowns? Good, you're normal; clowns are evil and
they're only trying to cause trouble.
Just look at them: flaming red hair, big, bulbous nose, hugely oversized feet.
TINY CARS. In a different era, people called clowns "trolls" and told their
children to stay away from the areas under bridges where they lived, lest they
be snatched and eaten whole, like a ripe grape. Clowns are up to no good.
So now you can let everybody know you're hip to the clown conspiracy. This place
offers a free "ihateclowns.com" email account to "people who are afraid of or
just plain hate evil clowns." The "evil" part is redundant. Show me a good
clown. Just find one.
Anyway, you can also buy books and records and movies about clowns through this
site, so you know what the enemy looks like, as well as t-shirts to promote this
crucially important cause.
Check it out yourself
hapsburg@pigdog.org
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