Man, I just don't know what to say. The megalomaniacs of
the Dumb-Down Bundt have declared this "The Slashdot
Talk about your delusions of grandeur. Can you believe it? "The Slashdot
Decade!" Dream on, kiddos.
Just imagine TEN MORE YEARS of UNENDING BLATHER from the dolts and bugheads
that make up the commercially-owned community known as "/.". Gar! The world's
largest SUB-MORON BRAIN FARM, blumbering along for another decade. LEADING
another decade. Saints preserve us!
What's with this, anyways? Talk about a severely overhyped site. Who on this
PLANET came up with the idea that Slashdot.org is some kind of HOLY PEYOTE
vision from THE INTERNET COYOTE GOD? Anyone in the world who thinks that
Slashdot is some kind of META-FANTASTICAL INFORMATION ENEMA PLATFORM for the
FUTURE probably haven't spent a lot of time there.
I mean, FUCK, what *IS* the Slashdot paradigm, anyways? 10% one-sentence
pointers to off-site content, 10% crybaby and suspiciously ad-like essays by
Jon Katz, and the other 80% the drooling gabber of thousands of Internet
newbies re-hashing the same arguments that have been raging on Usenet since
1985. Yippity FUCK, let's have a SLASHDOT PARADE.
My temples are throbbing just from thinking about this idea. If this is the
Slashdot Decade, I'm just gonna SKIP it. Wake me up in 2011, please.