Build Date: Sat Feb 7 13:30:04 2026 UTC
Most of the time "ugly" is a state of mind. To surpass that state of mind, you have to encourage the ugly person to reach beyond their ugliness - this is what the liquor is for. If that doesn't work, you'll need to look very hard for the inner beauty of the ugly person - this is what the paper bag is for.
-- MLP
Brad, The Game
1999-01-21 00:00:00
Let's do an exercise: imagine that you are in an open field west of a big white house with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. Now, imagine that you are also fucking your sister. Welcome to Brad, the Game.
This has got to be the freakinest text-adventure HTML game I've seen in a long long long time. Mix up all the interactive foolish crazyiness of Choose-Your-Own-Adventure (TM) with the horrible degeneracy of "Slacker" and you've got Brad the Game. It's worth the read, and it's a lot of fun. I especially dig the Mark Hamill quote on the opening page.
So, check it out, eh?
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