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Wow! Cool. You're writing from the future. Is there still beer?
-- Miss Conduct
People of Earth: You Suck
1999-07-12 12:35:44
Man, this site is the greatest! You can create a HATE DOMAIN within seconds, using the Web-based power of USUCK.COM!
Feature this: Using a simple Web form at USUCK.COM, you can create a new domain name that can be redirected to your own site, or some other site if you want. All you have to do is just enter the domain name in your browser, like "pigdog.usuck.com". If the domain hasn't been taken, you can register it, and then everyone who thinks Pigdog SUX can come see your crazy hate site. (Oh, yeah, I already registered that one. So fuck off.)
I already did these ones:
- http://artbell.usuck.com
- http://freemasons.we.think.usuck.co m
- http://r.u.sirius.usuck.com/
- http://slashdot.org.usuck.com/
- http://ayleens.usuck.com
- http://suck.com.usuck.com/
I can't think of enough people to tell that they suck!! But boy oh boy, is that fun or what?
Go do suck stuff right now! Or I'll register pigdog.readers.usuck.com! Don't force my hand!
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Musk claims Xitter security is staffed by idiots
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be
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The Cross Canadian Ragweed Red Dirt Roundup
Went to one of the only really enjoyable outdoor concerts I can remember (maybe I didn't enjoy it enough). The finest in dirty hillbilly music: The Cross Canadian Ragweed Red Dirt Roundup. For those ignorants, Cross Canadian Ragweed is a horrendous allergan in Texas, and it's also a band. In a great show of humility, CCR was the worst major act in their line up. Fortunately, they have talented friends. (More...)
My dear and close friend, Porn Maven Shannon Mariemont, sent me a titillating message the other day about her new project: the PornOrchestra. Her desire, at most, is to reinvent the porn soundtrack and, at least, to receive a cease-and-desist order like all her cool friends did last year. (More...)
