Hey, you know, everybody loves bow-hunting, right?
There's nothing like it. Woo-hoo! A hedonistic bloodbath of
flowing booze, unwashed men, half-crippled mammals and, best of
all, the great outdoors. But after propelling your
300th high-velocity carbon-fiber death-stick into some furbag's
ribcage, causing an explosion of gore, bile, and lifeblood, well,
you gotta think, what's this all about, anyways? And that's
where the
Good Lord comes in. You can let Jesus into your heart to give a
purpose to your otherwise pointless bow-hunting.
The Christian Bowhunters Association (CBA) is a group
that tries to help bow-hunters see their work in the light of
God's
plan. After all, the Lord wouldn't have given us hands if he
hadn't
wanted us to bow-hunt, right? I mean, when you see a bear cub
with 4 arrows through its skull sliding mindlessly down a hill,
shitting itself from terror and pain, yet somehow unthinkably
still
alive, well, doesn't that make you want to say, "Yea, verily the
work
of the Lord is good"?
Let the love of Jesus be your footbow. Learn more
about the Christian perspective on bow-hunting. And tell em
Pigdog
sent ya!
