EVERYTHING IS BETTER IN THE ASS. Cocaine, wine, coffee, nitrous (supposedly quite dangerous), sushi, "Little Mermaid" DVDs, cat food, Forth: EVERYTHING is better if you put it in your ass. Everything! -- The Mighty Silverback
Hey this is fun. It's "US Survival Tips for Aussies." They
think we're practically aliens here, because we don't
spread vegemite all over everything, use mayonnaise on
sandwiches instead of butter, and only feed milo to our
cattle and pigs.
But their observations are pretty damn accurate and funny sometimes. For
instance:
In the San Francisco Bay Area, at least, it is impossible to
find a station that plays more than three songs in a row in the morning. This
time slot is reserved for announcers to talk about sex and the
likes.
