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Frozen Food: Space-Age Nourishment of the Future
1998-11-29 21:46:00


Net Flotsam
 
My problem with spontaneous human combustion is that never seems to happen to the "right" people.
-- Johnnie Royale

 

I know many people may find this to be pie-in-the-sky science fiction insanity, but apparently some wackos in California are pushing the concept of FROZEN FOOD. Primarily of use to moon-men and uranium miners, FROZEN FOOD provides delicious, healthful snacks and meals, but FROZEN. Imagine it! A meal on a stick! I don't think this will ever catch on, but if you've got an eye to the future, strap on your personal jet-pack and zoom on over to the FROZEN FOOD COUNCIL's Web page.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

eatme@pigdog.org


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