OmniGroup president and founder Wil Shipley reports he is able to
go
longer without relieving himself. "Today, when I went to pick up
Karawynn, I didn't stop in the men's room or even think about
it,"
Shipley reports in an on-line essay.
News-starved Shipley fans savored the 376-word journal entry in
which
Shipley examines the unexpectedly positive ramifications of this
new
development. "This was one of the things that kept me from
traveling,"
Shipley notes.
Doctors had attributed Shipley's problem to a compulsive
disorder--but
Shipley reports he found a solution in his new -- and
recently-doubled
-- Zoloft prescription. "God damn it why didn't I do this a long
time
ago?"
In a six-paragraph analysis, Shipley also reports that he likes
himself. "Don't get me wrong: I still liked us better than me,"
Shipley
cautions fans. But the new insight leaves him optimistic.
"Someone is going to snatch me up," the compulsive Zoloft patient
commented.
