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I guess that leaves killing Hare Krishnas as the only vice I've got left. Funny, because no one's been on me to kick that habit.
-- Bill Hicks

What the Mountains Did to the Man

by Patient Joab

1998-12-24 10:43:00

Want to learn to converse all scientific, like the Spock Mountain Research Labs beverotologists do? Well, tan my hide!

Then you need to go check out this fancy hillbilly translator, cuss it all t' tarnation. Screw the Swedish Chef: Jed Sanders is where it's at!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

tunafish@pigdog.org

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