Big big news in Moose Jaw! The city was rocked this week
by the biggest scandal to hit town since the closing of the
local dairy! A shocking school survey reached the risable
realization that multitudes of malingering minors are able
to buy cigarettes from almost half the stores in Moose Jaw!
You heard it first, almost! The Community Action Committee was on the beat for
daring demonstrations of desperate debauchery, and fingered the felonious
firestick filchers in their own businesses! The recoiling repercussions of such
a recidivist revelation are yet to make themselves fully known in calm Moose
Jaw, but just dig the word from the hirsute hooligan honcho himself, Keegan
McEvoy: "It's a big problem." We copy loud and clear: tobacco toting teens,
your tolerance is tersely terminated in town!
In other Moose Jaw news, the big Hometown Fair went off without a hitch last
weekend, even if it was "a little cloudy." Crowds flocked to see such stellar
acts as the Ding A Ling Brothers Circus and Doc Huxley's Old-Fashioned Medicine
Show, and people "seemed to enjoy the agricultural shows," according to the
Times-Herald.
