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Another Milkman Bites the Dust
1999-06-18 03:00:56


What's Happening in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan?
 
Your atomic vector plotter seem to have ran out of strong Darjeeling, and starts picking up crosstalk from alternative reality branches.
-- Head Freezin' Gene

 

BREAKING NEWS: Moose Jaw milkman Bill Matisz has called it quits after an illustrious 27-year career delivering fine dairy products to the people of Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan.

Matisz says he has no regrets; in fact, he's joined the demolition team that is currently tearing down the old Co-Op Creamery where Matisz worked his entire career! "It's a shame," he says, while acknowledging that it was probably inevitable since people just don't get their milk from the milkman like they did in the old days.

In other Moose Jaw news, the town will be blocking off Main Street for the Sidewalk Days celebration this weekend. Expect shopping, entertainment, food and fun for all ages!

Finally, teen newspaper columnist Christy Tkachuk wants to remind everyone that "Moose Jaw isn't a rainbow," meaning that we should all be careful not to discriminate against anyone just because they're not the same color as us.

Thanks, Christy.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

yungstud@pigdog.org


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