These dumbasses have not only been waiting in line to see
Star Wars - Episode One - The Phantom Menace
(Sheesh, could George have made that any longer?) for over
a month and they still got nearly a week to go. All to
watch a two hour movie that will play all fucking summer
long. And they got gonads to put their silliness all online
for the world to see.
Didn't someone tell them that the movie that plays on May 16th is the exact
same one that will play on August 16th. The movie ain't gonna change... they
are gonna have all summer to see it again and again and again and ... But
NOOOOOO, these apparently under unitized assets of society have enough free
time to spend nearly six weeks in line to see it first. Good thing that our
country isn't locked in a life and death struggle against the forces of evil...
Oh... wait we are, only we got Giant "Warturds" that we heave Ten
Hundred Thousand miles, so no one in this country is inconvenienced with the
thought of fighting or dying - unlike in the movie they waiting to see.
As Mr. Bad once said... "Welcome to the post-scarcity economy, man." To which
I add, "Go home, Now!"