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Perfidy Soars In Non-humans
1998-11-24 04:05:00


Monkey Business
 
Run with the RATS, get RABIES and DIE.
-- Mr. Bad

 

That's right, infidelity is common in the wild with supposedly monogamous mammals fucking every chance they get. Damn, these animals act just like us humans and you can just about see them hanging out at the local "meat" market just waiting to bang some bitch and then heading home to the wife and 2.5 kids. With all of this "Monkey Business" going on, can it be long before the Moral Majority seeks to legislate the behavior of all "great" apes?

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

hundred@pigdog.org


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