Build Date: Sat Feb 24 10:00:05 2024 UTC

Quit quipping at me. You're just mad because I reduced you to gurgling epithets in the aliens debate.
-- Ratsnatcher

Free Monkeys!!!

by Crackmonkey

1998-12-20 21:10:00

There's an old saying that says, "If you can't get them to laugh with a monkey, then, man, you should get out of the business." With that in mind, we offer you the latest in Web scams: the FREE MONKEY Web site.

You like MONKEYS, boy? I said, "Do you like monkeys, boy?" Well, then, go get you some MONKEYS, boy! (NOTE: They do have mandrills!)

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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