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Free Monkeys!!!
1998-12-20 21:10:00


Monkey Business
 
If you are sober you should be trying to get drunk.
-- Johnnie Royale

 

There's an old saying that says, "If you can't get them to laugh with a monkey, then, man, you should get out of the business." With that in mind, we offer you the latest in Web scams: the FREE MONKEY Web site.

You like MONKEYS, boy? I said, "Do you like monkeys, boy?" Well, then, go get you some MONKEYS, boy! (NOTE: They do have mandrills!)

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

dunsmuir@pigdog.org


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