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1998-12-20 21:10:00


Monkey Business
 
Joey Ramone is DEAD! Don't you UNDERSTAND? Nothing you say can possibly matter now.
-- Tjames Madison

 

There's an old saying that says, "If you can't get them to laugh with a monkey, then, man, you should get out of the business." With that in mind, we offer you the latest in Web scams: the FREE MONKEY Web site.

You like MONKEYS, boy? I said, "Do you like monkeys, boy?" Well, then, go get you some MONKEYS, boy! (NOTE: They do have mandrills!)

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