Free Monkeys!!!
1998-12-20 21:10:00
There's an old saying that says, "If you can't get them to laugh with a monkey, then, man, you should get out of the business." With that in mind, we offer you the latest in Web scams: the FREE MONKEY Web site.
You like MONKEYS, boy? I said, "Do you like monkeys, boy?" Well, then, go get you some MONKEYS, boy! (NOTE: They do have mandrills!)

T O P S T O R I E S
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C L A S S I C P I G D O G
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