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Can you subpoena the elements?
-- Head Freezin' Gene

Perhaps He Should Move To Georgia

by Flesh

1998-12-11 11:56:00

Once again, the long arm of the law invades our privacy, chipping away at our rights as American citizens!

In this case, a man is jailed because he was sleeping with his newlywed bride. Sure, she was sixteen. Sure, she was his niece. Sure, she was his fifteenth wife. That doesn't matter. Everyone should be able to enter into an incestuous polygamous marriage! It's our right as Americans, damnit!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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