Once again, the long arm of the law invades our privacy,
chipping away at our rights as American citizens!
In this case, a man is jailed because he was sleeping with his newlywed bride.
Sure, she was sixteen. Sure, she was his niece. Sure, she was his fifteenth
wife. That doesn't matter. Everyone should be able to enter into an incestuous
polygamous marriage! It's our right as Americans, damnit!