George W Bush is nothing more than a privileged, coke hound
from Texas. He oozes so much slime, that you would think
you were in the presence of Cthulhu. Bush and his
followers (all of them worshipers of Nyarlothep) thought
they would be sneaky by buying up any and all possible
anti-bush domain names (bushsux.com for example). But guess
what? They overlooked the most important one
Learning a lesson from when the Scientologist bought up The Cult Awareness
Network, GW thought he could squelch the opposition by purchasing up the rights
to the name. But while the staff was busy doing a coke-fueled victory dance,
they never noticed that they had missed the most important domain: Gwbush.com.
Something that was noticed quickly and quietly by individuals who know that if
Bush gets into the Oval Office, he'll be snorting a pile of coke bigger than
the one Al Pachino had in Scarface, followed by a casual finger of "the
So they did the obvious: they bought up the domain, and created one of the
fiercest accurate parodies on the web to date.