Subliminal messages inserted into Muzak may not work, but they've cranked them up at a couple of local stores in my area. I walk in the door and my head starts to buzz and my skin starts to crawl. Then again, maybe that's just my reaction to American consumer culture. -- Baron Earl
Check out these freaks at Linux Mall! If you want a job
with them (in a "simultaneously fun, laid back and high
pressure mode,") you have to be some kind of WEIRDO who's
not only not allowed to smoke or wear perfumes, but
apparently not allowed to KNOW ANYBODY WHO SMOKES!
It's all true:
"We have some people with allergies & chemical sensitivities, so we try to
maintain a "safe" work environment. As such perfumes, and any non-natural or
scented personal care items are strongly discouraged. We have approved products
in all categories that we can share & refer you to. Anyone who smokes, or has
immediate family that smokes need not apply."
What they mean by that "need not apply" line is "WE HATE YOU! YOU SMELL LIKE A
Also, they pay RIDICULOUSLY LOW salaries, like eight bucks an hour, and they
expect you to work ELEVEN HOURS A DAY!
Ah HAHAHAHAHA! So don't nobody go work for Linux Mall, OK? Stupid John
Tesh-loving weirdo sensitivity nazis! Fuckers!!!11