So anyone who works in the techno-techno industry knows that
Red Herring is not just a magazine and not just a Web site. It's
an evil MIND-SAPPING RADIO STATION that sends waves of
STUPID into the BRAINSTEMS of MARKETING PEOPLE everywhere.
They MUST BE STOPPED!
For those of you who are fortunate enough not to know, Red Herring is the
technology magazine for dipshits with Stanford MBAs who don't know jack about
technology. Its basic purpose is to whip these brain-damaged lapdogs into a
blood frenzy about totally useless and essentially boring new tech -- e.g.,
portals, push technology, XML, or whatever. For some reason, the Dockers set
just eats this shit up.
I dunno what it is about Red Herring. Most business magazines have techno-techno
stuff just like this now, but Red Herring in particular just gets my goat for
some reason. I think it might just be the widespread success of the virulent Red
Herring meme. Of all the dog-whippers, Red Herring is the best.
Like, every time that I am in a meeting across the table from some stupid guy
from Marketing who says, "Marketing thinks we should use PUSH TECHNOLOGY" or
"Marketing believes that a LINUX DEPLOYMENT is important at this juncture," I
hear "Our Red Herring overlords have decreed that XML is our new god. All hail
I think the NUMBER ONE THING that hackers and geeks could do right now to make
our lives more pleasant is to buy Red Herring and drastically change its
editorial policy. Like, start having stories about how good it is for ROI to let
your staff play Starcraft on HEAT. Or about
how the hot new market is in Open Source software, and how it's crucial that all
engineers have properly dicked-with .emacs files.
I think we could have those greasy-haired Polo-wearing lapdogs eating out of our
hands in no time.