As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -- Dr. Gonzo
I was pretty surprised when someone told me that Electric Minds
was still around and kicking. I mean, this seemed like a
real DUMB IDEA in 1996 or whatever. Why are people still
I guess I just kinda figgered that all those Net.Gain sites had gone the way of,
you know, Grape Jam or something. Like,
nice idea, thanks for playing, here's a lifetime supply of Turtle Wax, now fuck
But I guess some people are REALLY REALLY into hanging out with dipshits from
the WELL in "cyberia" or whatever. Damn, I guess it's a VIRTUAL COMMUNITY
EXPERIENCE -- with GUITAR! Or what have you.
So, I didn't really bother even checking this thing out. Blearch! The
JOURNALIST'S CODE only goes so far, you know? But I'm perfectly willing to send
people like you into the fray, anyways. Hey, if you see JON CARROLL, tell him I
said Hi, OK?
P.S. I *know* that the WELL was bought by Salon. I think THAT'S a hoot, actually. I hope
they pack all those snotty know-nothing prigs off to UZBEKHISTAN to work in the
SLIME MINES. HAW!