FINALLY! The Catholic Church has recognized my leadership
in the ecumenical world by granting me license to represent
them on-line! My fabulous new catholic.org email address
proves it!
It's surpisingly EASY to get a catholic.org email address. I would normally
not deserve one, considering that I have practically zero experience with
Catholicism. My closest tie is my abnormal fascination with the machinations of
the world-controlling Society of Jesus and its shadowy army of black-robed
ninjas, so maybe that's why they threw this accolade my way. I am more than a
little proud that mister_bad@catholic.org has such a
euphonious ring to it.
Are you up for the challenge? If you pass the goats-vs.-sheep, wheat-vs.-chaff
test of the coolio registration Web form that they have on the site, YOU TOO
could be qualified to represent the Catholic Church in worldly matters! Become a
power-broker for the world's largest non-governmental organization! Wear pointy
hats and remarkably complex and inscrutable vestments! Speak authoritatively on
transubstantiation and Albigensianism! Issue your own papal bulls! Persecute
heretics on- and off-line! Excommunicate your enemies at WILL!
