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I quit drinking, and then I lost my car, and my house, my girlfriend and my job and my self respect. Now I'm homeless, unemployed, riding public transpo, broke, unloved and suicidally depressed, but you know what? today I don't have to drink.
-- Splicer

it was probably a squirrel much like this one

404 Squirrel Error

You were looking for something. It didn't show up. In the biz, we call it a "Four-oh-four." You know what that is? It's s00per-sekrit HTTP code meaning that SQUIRRELS STOLE YOUR DOCUMENT!

We keep a couple of extra documents around just for this kind of situation. Check the Main page to see if maybe we can find your document somewhere else.

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GNUPG! You need to get some ENCRYPTION, BUB.

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