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This Really Isn't Funny

by Negative Nancy

1999-10-22 16:57:59

A woman died today when her parachute failed to open during a demonstration of parachute saftey in Yosemite National Park. There is irony involved in this. They say that 40% of Americans do not understand the concept of irony. I hope this clears things up for some of you.

The only other thing I can really say about this tragic event is that I hope that the news article describing my death does not involve an onomatopeia like "splat." Maybe "zap" or "pow" or even "sprong." But not splat.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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