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You don't need to try and get on my bad side, you're already there.
-- Johnny Royale
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Bombs! Guns! Dope! Coke! Spiders! Lizards! Alligators!
Scorpions! A Man That Lives With His Mom!
A Garage Full of Lawn Mowers!
Oh the horror! Oh the humanity!
OK, so the guy was actually growing pot in his back yard, and the cops did find
coke on a mirror, but the rest is just a fnord-fest. The "bombs" turned out to
be some sort of flare things made outta model-rocket parts. The "zoo of
dangerous animals" that one cop claims was guarding the drugs and stolen goods
turns out to be an alligator (I'm guessing about a 10 inch baby?),
geckos, two scorpions and a tarantula (which the article mentions
"are venomous").
Uh, scorpions and tarantulas are about as poisonous as bees, OK, maybe wasps...
I don't even know what to say about the concept of attack geckos.
Check it out yourself
fabuloso@pigdog.org
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