Three words: LITERALIST FUCKHEAD DONUTS. You've been eating too many and you have literalist fuckhead jelly all over your literalist fuckhead face. -- Mr. Bad
Everyday the media bombards us with stories about the
supposed dangers of drugs, tobacco and alcohol, all the while
ignoring the real deadly killers-- falling vending machines,
laser pointers, and sticky rice cakes!
Here it is, only January 5th, and already silent
gooey "mochi" has claimed innocent three lives. Last year, 21
people died in Japan alone from choking on the harmless looking
New Year's treats. How many more must follow them before the
governments of the world come together to wage an all-out war
against Murderous Deadly Rice Treats! Your child could be
next...
