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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
-- Henny Youngman
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"Unconfirmed," they say! Like there's any point to confirming it seeing how there is NO CURE or TREATMENT! An unidentified
40-year-old German TV camera man returned from a trip to
the Ivory Cost with a nasty little case of hemorrhagic
fever. This could get pretty damn ugly if any fellow
passengers from the man's Swissair flight start oozing, too.
We may not actually have to wait a whole four months for
the end of the world as we know it....
Three friends who accompanied the man are showing no symptoms (yet?), but have
also been quarantined behind a six-foot fence patrolled by security guards.
Someone needs to tell these people fences aren't gonna help....
Remember, kids: "Panic Now, Beat the Rush."
Check it out yourself
laredo@pigdog.org
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