Ever wanted to work long hours for no pay at one of the most dangerous jobs in the world?
A job where your only chance of getting ahead is to give some head? A job that's pure
murder? Now's your chance!
Representative Gary Condit is looking for new interns!
If you're young and reasonably good-looking, come work on Gary's staff! He needs help
getting poll results, plumbing the depths of pubic opinions, and tying down people to
find out what they really think. Gary is also looking for someone who can take out his
trash without being followed.
Just in case you missed it, as of Saturday July 22nd there's a button link for "The
Center for Missing and Exploited Children" in the lower left-hand corner of Gary
Condit's "Intern Opportunities" page. I am not making this up.