Check out these FREAKS who call people up on the phone and
pretend to be RETARDED HILLBILLIES (Why didn't I think of
that??). My sides hurt from laughing so hard. These are some
bad, bad people.
It's so bizarre. After "Jim Bob" calls up and pesters
people for awhile, this other guy, "Junkyard Willie" gets on
and yells at them in this Fat Albert voice. These people
are GENIUS prank phone callers...
I usually don't go in for this crank phone call stuff, but
these guys appeal to my sick sense of humor.
The best one is where "Jim Bob" calls a 976 phone sex line,
because the phone sex lady doesn't seem fazed at all
(imagine what some of her real customers must be like...),
or maybe the best ones are where he calls people up
pretending to take a "water survey," I dunno. It's amazing
how mad people get a dumb hillbillies.
It's also amazing what kind of shit you find on the Internet
when you put "+hillbilly +wav" in a search engine.