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Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together
2002-04-29 12:40:16


Cyberbillies
 
Jesus, at least get a thesaurus, or a dictionary that includes the "big" words or something.
-- Johnnie Royale

 

Punk rock. Hillbillies. From Brazil. I'm not exactly sure what else needs to be said here.

You could basically randomize any two of these elements, leaving "hillbilly" as a constant, and have a real good laugh around it. Fuck this "They Fight Crime" nonsense.

Hillbilly Surgeons... from Sweden. Hillbilly Librarians... from Uruguay. Hillbilly Rodeo Clowns... from Egypt.

I don't have any clue who these punk rock hillbillies are, or what they do, nor do I want to find out. I just like saying "Punk Rock Hillbillies from Brazil." You go look at the stupid link if you need edification. Just leave me my buzz.

Which reminds me of a funny joke I once was told by a toothless nun in Copenhagen:

Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A stick!

Punk Rock Hillbillies... from BRASIL! GOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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