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A one gigabyte hard drive. I'll never delete a file again!
-- Doctor Murdock, in 1994
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You know how Hamster Dance showed up one day, probably in your
inbox with a note attached that said "DOOD U HAV GOT 2 CHEK THIS
OUT!!!11"? And then you looked at it and felt nothing but pity
and contempt for people who thought it was, like, really funny?
And THEN, like 8 million dumbasses all over the world thought it
would be even FUNNIER to replace "dancing hamster" with "dancing
other thing," like Herve Villichaize, so now there are 8 MILLION
DANCING WHATEVER PAGES ON THE WORLD WIDE SQUIRREL? Are you following me?
OK. Those people have to stop what they're doing. Right now.
I thought I would check out the Yahoo directory for "humor>bizarre>dancing" and
see if I could find a SINGLE REDEEMABLE DANCING FUCKHEAD SITE, and then I would
write something about how they're all lame and shit, and YET, there is this one
place and it almost makes it worth all the extra pain in general because ha ha.
But no. It is all full of suck. Stop making these sites now.
Here are some of the horrible, unfunny things I looked at; dancing:
Aliens, AOL CDs, Beatles, Clowns, Cows, Hovering Cows, Beanie Babies, Fat Kids,
Frogs, Monkeys, Jesuses, Pigs, Santas, Satans, Sumo Wrestlers.
All of them were ultra-retarded. If you have one of these sites, especially the
clown one, please take it down. I am asking this as a personal favor. Please
make it go away. It is not funny. Also, the Dancing Baby is not funny. And if
you ever send email to people saying "Go look at this crazy Dancing Hitler
page!", please kill yourself immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.
PS - Calvin pissing graphics are also not funny at all. Please stop
putting them on your mini-trucks or I will find you and hurt you.
Check it out yourself
runcible@pigdog.org
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