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Sunday Bests Fer Cyberbillies
1999-12-13 13:02:45


Cyberbillies
 
I wonder how the engineering would change if the racecars had to race through peanut butter and the cars had to be made entirely out of wicker.
-- Mr. Bad

 

Yall liss'n here. evary now an' then a true cyberbilly will havta atten' an occasion in his best clothes. summa these events will requar wearin a tie. So what kin' of tie will say "I'm a cyberbilly an' proud of it"? One covard in infectious diseases! Ya reckon?

The CDC (who er always the liders in fashion an' fashionable accessories have come out wif a line of ties featurin prints of Malaria, Tuberculosis, Staphylococcus, Ebola, an' Cholera cells. Guaranteed, yunzes'l be all the cenner of attention at the next hoedown!

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